POLITCAL CORRECTNESS UPDATE #1
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -
She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -
She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -
She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you -
She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'
She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
POLITCAL CORRECTNESS UPDATE #2
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'
He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -
He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -
He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS ' - He develops a case of
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's