Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better pissed off than pissed on
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Finally, Confucius did not say.
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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Thanks you infanta lorena for sending this my way
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