Woman Questions a Man About His Beer Drinking habits.

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three


Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip


Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose


Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Correct


Woman: If in one year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct.


Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?



Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

Your Duck is Dead

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I saw this posted up at the Humane Society today and took a picture of it.

Love

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Be Mannerly When Breaking Wind.

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Flying too low! You Think!

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3 Tweets That made me LAUGH Today

The best way to prepare cauliflower is by throwing it in the trash while ordering a delicious pizza @NickYoussef

It is a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it is a two hour walk from the pub to my house.  @jontaylor180

The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird girl is eavesdropping on their conversation, but I don't see her anywhere. @capricecrane



Frederick Zappone @JFZappone
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Old Fred Was Dying (Funny)

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then suddenly died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he finished the service, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. 

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read, "Please step to your left ------ you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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Dog for Sale (This is truly funny)

Dog For Sale. Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore as there are no more drug pushers, murderers, thieves, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
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Do you take LIFE too Seriously? Find out, Take the Test

If you smile while watching this video that means you passed 
the test and firmly believe that in the spirit of play, life is EASY.



If you have ever been called different, strange or weird, this 
article is for you: They said I was CRAZY...but I knew who I was...
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Let's Talk About PLAY (For People Taking Life Too Seriously)

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I remember when I was a kid, playing, having fun and resisting nothing... I got everything I wanted.  Life was so magical back then, then I forgot..........

I began taking life seriously. Taking life seriously resulted in me getting everything I didn't want and then one day the pain of getting what I didn't want, WOKE ME UP and that's when I said:    

Goodbye Serious, Hello PLAY  

All the words I share with you on this blog points to: In the Spirit of Play, Life is EASY. 

Hi-Tech Re-Mix of MisterRogers. Very Cool

Your Passion will Save Your BUTT!

A 'To Do' List When BORED.

The #1 Thing That ROBS People of Their Personal PO...

Join the 'In the Spirit of Play, Life is EASY' Gro...

Funniest MAD TV Skit ever - In my humble opinion

A Most Delightful and Unusual 'Nature' Photo I ...

How you eat 'Oreo Cookies' Tells Me About Your Per...

I live 'without Hope' and I am as HAPPY as can be....

Physical Therapy (Humor) 

Nothing releases STRESS from my body faster than FORGIVENESS

 

HAVE FUN TODAY.... I AM......

Share your Kindness Story With The Kindness Project

Being Yourself, Being a Person of Power

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A 'To Do' List When BORED.

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Thanks John for sharing this with me

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Share Your Kindness Story with us, Click Here
For Women Only, Understanding Your Man

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'In the Spirit of Play, Life is EASY' Group

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In the Spirit of Play, Life is EASY is a Facebook Group I started

In this group, we share things that make us feel good or things that feel good to us such as pictures, videos, links, comments, humor, etc. We do this because we understand that 'whatever we focus our attention on, we attract more of the same... The purpose of the group is about seeing the fun and lighthearted side of life. The group supports each member in not taking themselves or life too seriously. In other words, our group is about living up to its name; In the Spirit of Play, Life is EASY

To Join the In the Spirit of Play, Life is Easy Group, Click Here

In this group, we don't sell or promote things or try to convince anyone of anything. we only support each other in living the most amazing lives possible.

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Plant Your SEEDS Of Kindness Here

The Path To Freedom: Radical Honesty
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Told you NOT to !! (Funny Video)

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Don't come crying to me, remember, I'm the one 

who told you not to use the treadmill.....

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I am a head plumber. I fix the plumbing in your head so you can think
straight when all those around you are lost in thought with no hope of
seeing the light of day again.. To connect with the Head Plumber, Click Here
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Funny Truths. Pass them on....

• Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) 

• I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt 

• Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.. - Mark Twain 

• The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

•  Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge 

• By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates 

• My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante 

•  I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor 

• My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield 

• Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP - Joe Namath 

 

• And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. 

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A Breath of FRESH AIR - New Thought

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Laughter

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When we laugh at the outrageous, ridiculous, funny and stupid things we do
in life, the laughter we hear is not our laughter, it is God laughing through us 
because laughter it is not a human trait, it is a divine one.

A Woman's Thought For The Day

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Women are Angels

And when someone breaks our wings....

We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...

We are flexible like that ..



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Thanks MJ for sending this my way.

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Did you know this about leather dresses?

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Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

 

It's because she smells like a new Truck.

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Thanks Suze B. for sending this my way.  :)

Checkmate

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When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him 'cause they figured any guy who took three hours to make a move was safe.

- Comic Brian Kiley

Raspy Voice

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Men are attracted to 
women with a raspy voice. 
We think, Hey, maybe she's 
is all done yelling. 

- Comic Moody McCarthy